Autumn Guardian Recruitment Fair

Date
Thursday October 27

Visitor Information
You are all invited to all present me with a variety of highly paid and interesting new job / baby sitting opportunities

Exhibitors
The cream of London's media marketing and baby-creating society

Venue
Three Kings Public House, Clerkenwell, from 6.30pm onwards, I'll be selling the Big Issue outside and will join you when I have made enough money

Catering
The Gulshan will be laying on a finger buffet after the guest speakers have given their talk

Guest Speakers
Carl Lyons: Current Marketing Director, 47.9 Capital FM
"Remember, it's not show-friends it's show-business"

Dan Jamieson: Ex-Head of Marketing, 95.8 Capital FM
"D-Cap Day and what management synergies and cost-base reduction mean to me"

A word from our Sponsors

Carolyn McCall: Managing Director, GNL
"Frankly since the halcyon old days circa 1996-9, the size of Guardian readership is so much smaller these days we had to reduce the size of the newspaper accordingly. I'm pleased G-Cap's new management are doing the same with their marketing staff"

Alan Rusbridger: Editor of the Guardian
"The Guardian is now the perfect size. It now fits nicely between the two stools of broadsheet gravitas and tabloid impact. We're happy to sponsor this job fair dedicated to the outcomes of down-sizing"

Website
http://media.guardian.co.uk/radio/story/0,12636,1585536,00.html

Free carrierbags full of leaflets for every visitor