Evening Classes For Women

ALL ARE WELCOME: OPEN TO WOMEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. Bring female best friend if you feel daunted

The course covers two days, but extra time is available at the end to go over and over things:

DAY ONE

NAGGING
Which buttons to press and when

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OFF AND ONSIDE
Practicing with Subbuteo figures (Pictures and graphics)

WHEN IS SOMETHING TOO CLEAN?
Debate as to whether something can be reasonably clean. Does it have to pass a UN inspection / impromptu visit from mother in law

LOSS OF LOOKS
Dealing with the on-set on ageing, why spending money on expensive face cream isn’t the answer

LEARNING HOW TO HIDE THINGS
When does tidying up become hiding things?

MOODS
Guess the mood from these non-verbal clues

FIRST EVENING MEAL
1 Decide who pays when men are not around – 1 hour
2 Dividing the bill equally rather than on what each person had – 2 hours

DAY TWO

LEFTOVERS: YES OR NO?
Group discussion about why “waste not, want not” is an outmoded concept imposed on people by their post-war generation parents and why the fridge is constantly full of rotting things in Tupperware boxes

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HIM PRESENTS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
Spending time thinking about what he might want. Role play “it’s not all about me”

REAL MEN DON’T GET LOST
Learning to accept that Men have an inherent sense of direction

IS IT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN TO PARALLEL PARK?
Evidence-based presentation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOURSELF
Men videotaped trying to spot the difference between their partners and their mother in laws.

FASHION, WHAT’S THE POINT?
Women taught to believe that it’s what’s on the inside that counts

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
Bring your calendar or PDA to class in order to import Cup Final Day, Champions League dates, and close male friend’s birthdays

BEARING GRUDGES & BRINGING UP PAST MISTAKES
Practice, practice, practice